I was surprised to see Sam McCandless claiming to be a "resident rock star" at Natural Ear Music School ["Off the Record
," Music, Aug. 5], as he was fired midway through his only camp session for incompetence and destruction of school property several years ago. He might win the award for the worst teacher ever. I wish you'd check with me before using my school's reputation to boost another rip-off of Natural Ear Music Inc. As for John Moyer's participation with Sam, that might be, but I doubt it. I talked to John last week (he is out on tour with Disturbed), and he is ready to assume the directorship at the new location (TBA) of our Westbank branch. I am still the mayor of Liberty Hill, and I am having a great time, kicking ass and taking names. Not much different than running a rock camp … but it doesn't leave much time for Austin. Thanks to my Facebook friends, I was alerted to this blatant attempt to hijack my school's reputation for excellence. I guess I'll take it as a compliment, but you shouldn't print lies, dude.