United States of Soviet Republican Empire Still Going Strong

RECEIVED Thu., June 16, 2011

Dear Editor,
    Even though the Bush regime has fallen, it doesn’t mean that the United States of Soviet Republican empire has likewise collapsed. In fact, after 2010 we can say that it has become even stronger. Just as during the Bush years, the Reds continue to practice their savvy technique of doublespeak. For example, when they state that they support less government, they really mean they want to increase government so that they may control what goes on between a woman and her doctor, as well as require all citizens to carry an approved government-issued ID card (“have their papers”). When they say the Democrats (“elites”) better not try to make a particular issue a class-warfare issue, the Reds mean they’ve already begun the war by implementing tax cuts for the rich. Of course, when they declare they are interested in creating jobs, it means they plan to create them in sweatshops in distant lands so that their corporate benefactors may continue to profit. So be wary of the Reds during their next campaign to implement their nefarious four-year plan (the presidency).
Jay Williams
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