How To Improve The Economy's Circulation

RECEIVED Tue., March 1, 2011

Dear Editor,
    In order for an organism to be healthy, it needs good circulation. Money is the blood of the corporate organism and the body is sick due in large part to poor circulation. There is a tight belt choking off this flow. All the nourishment is being collected at the top and the limbs are beginning to rot. I have a simple idea for the correction of this problem. Without hiring any new people or building any new buildings, all that is needed is for the computer in the payroll office to reverse the numbers on all the paychecks once every six months or so. The CEO gets entry-level pay and entry level gets CEO. The "blood" will flow into all the limbs and create a healthy organism.
Jim Franklin
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