New Punctuation Tool!

RECEIVED Mon., Dec. 28, 2009

Dear Editor,
    I invented this new punctuation tool. I call it a paragraph, and it separates thought processes and makes large amounts of text more readable. Good news, the licensing to use this is very cheap. Please contact me at your earliest convenience, and we can set up an easy payment plan. Your readers will love you.
Richard Henretta
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