I see from your Room Service write-up that you have christened North Loop Boulevard as “NoLo” [“Best of Austin
,” Oct. 12]. I noticed this while reading your fine paper and having coffee at the Frisco Shop, near the intersection of BuRo and KoLa. Since I’m in the market for a new sofa, I then went up to the Lack’s on AnLa to check out their current sale. Later, I got hungry, so I drove over to the Tamale House on AirBo and had a great lunch. I wanted to do a little socializing, so I then went over to JuLa and had a martini at LaLa’s. Feeling a little frisky after that, I then drove up to RuLa, picked up a streetwalker, and got myself a BloJo.
When does it end? Stop it
; stop it right now, you freakin’ dorks (yes, I said, “dorks”). Good God.