Dear Editor, I would like to respond to the review of my FronteraFest Short Fringe Best of Week performance of "Dating Big Poppa E" [Arts, Feb. 2]. The review was written by someone with the initials of P.H., and I'm pretty sure the P stands for Patti. Anyway, I had picked P.H. to be in my show, and I was kinda surprised when she declined the coffee date offered when the audience overwhelmingly chose her as the person I should ask. But I understand: She was on assignment, and she was concerned about my cats messing with her allergies. Well ... um ... now that she is no longer on assignment ... do you think she would like to meet for coffee anyway? I promise I'll leave the cats at home. And I promise I won't write a poem about it.