Dear Editor, After five years of utterly failed foreign policy, you would think that Bush would start listening to military advice from, um ... perhaps, military experts? Twenty-two former generals and high-ranking security officials came forward and demanded that Bush immediately reverse his current direction and engage in immediate, unconditional talks with Iran, North Korea, and terrorist groups to negotiate a solution to the crisis that is quickly getting out of hand. Apparently, after five years, these military experts have seen that terror can't be bombed off the planet and that we can't invade everyone all the time, as much as we'd like to. However, as Bush only reads Highlights Magazine and Garfield comics, he most likely won't see that article. And no one in his cabinet would bother to tell him, as he might throw a temper tantrum and invade, oh, I don't know ... Paraguay? For the love of God, someone give Bush a blow job so we can impeach his sorry ass. It's unfortunate that incompetence, lies, criminal activity, and the dismantling of the Constitution just aren't enough.