In Case You Missed Talk Radio's Rants This Week, Here's a Summation

RECEIVED Tue., April 18, 2006

Dear Editor,
    In his April 14 “Page Two” article, Louis Black reveals an astounding level of knuckleheaded ignorance by denying that the southern U.S. border issue is directly associated with the extinction-level threat that America and humanity now face. Notwithstanding Mr. Black's myopia, the legacy of September 11, 2001, is clear. Islamist fascists are striving to enslave humanity by taking out America – the only nation that can prevent it. The southern U.S. border is one of their primary entry points to achieving their genocidal goal.
    Mr. Black and his neo-leftist ilk blissfully ignore this reality. Islamist terrorists can easily join the thousands who are escaping their cesspool countries to invade America at will. Moreover, the neo-leftist tendency to absurdly view the economic poverty swamps of Mexico, Central, and South America with multicultural sympathy lethally exacerbates the problem. The Jihadist Nazis love it.
    By subliminally encouraging neo-leftist utopian Democrats such as Mr. Black to portray Americans who advocate a vigorous defense of the southern U.S. border as paranoid, jingoistic racists, the Islamist savages sow seeds of discord against the U.S from without and within. Their goal is to effectively define America in those terms thereby keeping neo-leftist political pressure on morally weak Congressmen and women to maintain an open border pathway into the U.S.
    Wake up Mr. Black. The Islamists are coming for you and yours. If they are successful, they will brand your neo-leftist naïveté as an abominable heresy to their malignant conception of Islam. Shed your credulity to join the fight to defeat the Islamist fascists. Begin by accepting that an essential step to achieving American victory is to immediately close the southern border to illegal alien traffic. After the Islamist enemy is defeated and humanity is safe, we can resume debates regarding orderly and legal immigration.
Vance McDonald
   [Editor responds: Come on Vance, to stop fascism we must become fascists. This is a joke right? Conceptual humor? Your idea of funny? Admit it, you are not serious, right?]
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