Stop the Small-Feathered Terrorists!

Dear Editor,
    The story of Vice-President Dick Cheney's hunting accident in which he shot his hunting buddy might lead cowardly un-American liberals to believe the hunting trip was a mistake or some kind of misguided adventurism. However, we real Americans believe that the vice-president should not be discouraged by casualty figures.
    It's a slam dunk that the farm-raised, dull-witted quail that the hunters drive right up to and almost shoot from the back seat of their chauffered Land Rovers are in their last throes and that most of the cow pasture's other inhabitants will greet the vice-president and his entourage as liberators and will cast flowers and sweets in their path and will quickly establish a Jeffersonian democracy. Let us pray that Vice-President Cheney will stay the course in South Texas to stop the feathered evildoers from attacking Central Texas cities with droppings of mass destruction.