'Yeah, What Are Stevens' Credentials?' Prick Demands
RECEIVED Wed., June 29, 2005
Dear Editor, Darcie Stevens is a dumbass. And every relevant rock musician in town agrees. Why? Here's my assessment: Her body of work speaks for itself. Anyone with even a scintilla of knowledge about rock music and its history becomes quite amused upon reading an attempt by Ms. Stevens to tackle even the slightest musical concept – or an attempt to relay a simple musical anecdote. And I doubt she is qualified to be a rock critic. Has she ever recorded an album, played live shows, toured, produced or engineered a record, mixed or mastered a record? I think not. What relevant rock experience does she bring to the table? How about this – in the next issue of the Chronicle publish a copy of her glorious résumé – or is she scared to be exposed?
Cheers, Deuce Hollingsworth Yuppie Pricks
[Editor's note: Darcie Stevens reviewed the Yuppie Pricks most recent CD: austinchronicle.com/issues/dispatch/2005-02-11/music_phases3.html.]