'Dope' No Hippie Hysteria

Dear Editor,
    As a charter member of the vast right-wing conspiracy, let me say that without "The Straight Dope" I don't know if there remains sufficient reason to read your rag. Sure the "hate Bush" letters are amusing, and the howling and squealing after each election is good for a few laughs, but lately even the anti-war idiots are sounding a little lame. Come on people! I enjoy reading the wisdom of 19-year-old JC students. I like being lectured by college professors who can't make it in the real world. And of course, I love the rants of the hippies and homosexuals. But I fear that over time the same old tripe and hysteria bores. Can we have some variety? Or better yet, can you bring my "Dope" back.