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Trent Wants to Be President
RECEIVED Thu., May 20, 2004
Dear Editor,
My name is Trent Turner. I would like to announce my plans to run for the presidency of the United States as an independent candidate. I can no longer just sit here and take the fact that we have to decide between two highly marketed goofballs. I realize that the deadline for getting on the ballot has passed, so I have decided to go forward as a write-in candidate. My campaign slogan is "Just write me in and I'll get us the hell out of the Middle East." Basically, I have a belief that we should keep our businesses and our troops out of areas involved in religious wars. So, just bring your No. 2 pencil to the ballot box if that makes sense to you. Spread the word.
My name is Trent Turner. I would like to announce my plans to run for the presidency of the United States as an independent candidate. I can no longer just sit here and take the fact that we have to decide between two highly marketed goofballs. I realize that the deadline for getting on the ballot has passed, so I have decided to go forward as a write-in candidate. My campaign slogan is "Just write me in and I'll get us the hell out of the Middle East." Basically, I have a belief that we should keep our businesses and our troops out of areas involved in religious wars. So, just bring your No. 2 pencil to the ballot box if that makes sense to you. Spread the word.
Trent Turner