La Meata Mada

RECEIVED Fri., Jan. 9, 2004

Dear Editor,
   
   Topical variation on the Ricky Martin song: "La Vaca Loca"
   
   She came from South Alberta
   Or somewhere in B.C.
   Something's wrong with ol' Bertha
   She's been eatin' tainted feed
   
   On her hooves she grows unsteady
   Wild-eyed, she starts to wheeze
   she's got en-ceph-alo-pathy
   Oh my God: Mad Cow Disease!
   
   She'll make you take your clothes off
   And go dancing in the rain
   She'll make you live her crazy life
   But she'll take away your pain
   Like a bullet to the brain
   
   Upside inside out
   You're eating La Vaca Loca
   You'll go nuts, no doubt
   Eatin' La Vaca Loca
   Her eyes: wildest I've seen
   Her hide is white and mocha
   She's one sick Holstein
   Don't eat La Vaca Loca
   
   Don't eat La Vaca Loca
   Don't eat La Vaca Loca
   Don't eat La Vaca Loca
Dave Troxell
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