To the supporters of the smoking ban, Why don't you cry some more about secondhand smoke! As a nonsmoker, I fear dying on Austin roads more than secondhand smoke. But don't worry, soon enough you'll have your smoke-free bars. Then you can down a bunch of your yuppie cocktails for your nicely preserved liver, get in your SUV drunk, and run over some cyclist on the way home. But don't get too comfortable – the same neo-prohibitionists who want to ban smoking would love the opportunity to go after alcohol next.