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Bargains in the Mist

Where to find the missing link


Creatures Boutique

Paul Frank T-Shirt – Warhol-esque silkscreen w/ four monkey heads – $24

Green T-Shirt – Two monkeys w/ chinese characters – $24

Yellow T-Shirt – Unhappy monkey w/ bananas – $20

Paul Frank Wallet – Leather, yellow, and white striped w/ monkey – $32

Paul Frank Wallet – Plastic, red and blue striped w/ monkey – $15

Paul Frank Wallet – Blue w/ monkey head – $24

Paul Frank Slippers – Red and blue w/ monkey head – $22


Everytime Food Mart

Papio Merlot 2003 – Label w/ three purple monkeys playing music – $6.99

Five Oceans

Mini Mozart Monkey – Sock monkey – $34

Goodie Two Shoes

Turquoise Blouse – Blouse w/ monkey head above hip – $24

Kid Genius

Brown Monkey – TY punkies monkey – $5.99

Gorilla – Whistles when squeezed – $9.99

Giant Gorilla – Kid-sized stuffed animal – $100

Monkey Playing Cymbals – Toy monkey classic – $9.99

Baby Toy – Makes sounds, multicolored – $13.99


Lucy in Disguise

Monkey Mask – Plastic monkey mask – $4.99

Gorilla Suit – Suit for rent or purchase – $45/175.99-275.99


Monkey See, Monkey Do!

Giant Monkey – Display only – Not for sale

Magnet – G.W. Bush ape look-alike – $3.50

Pin – "Feel the power of the love monkey" – $1.50

Shower Curtain – Monkeys on clear curtain – $26

Shower Hooks – Hanging monkeys – $20

Coasters – Monkey coasters – $10

Door Hanger – Monkey hanger for door – $8

Cocktail Swizzles – Monkey drink stirrers – $2

Napkins – Monkeys to wipe with – $4

Laundry Hamper – Monkeys hold your dirty laundry – $18

Monkey Nodder – With fez, nods head – $7

Bucket – Yellow w/ Curious George – $6

Temporary Tattoo – Monkey w/ open mouth for belly – $5

Bath Mat – Big monkey face – $13

Alarm Clock – Makes animal noises – $16

Shot Glass – Monkey on the glass – $2

Small Cup – Monkey on the glass – $4

Monkey Figures – All ceramic/different sizes – $4-20

Shot Glass – Hipster monkey – $5

Magnetic Flexy Toy – Monkey benders – $15

Tissue – Monkey tissue – $1.50

Ashtray – Money featured on tray – $3

Sock Monkeys – Sock monkey – $12

Monkey Stickers – Variety of monkey stickers – $1.50

Candy Bar – Endangered Species – $2.39


New Bohemia

Sock Monkey – Sock monkey w/ bandana – $9.50

Off the Wall

Stuffed Animal – Brown stuffed monkey – $5.95

Stuffed Animal – Common langur white toy – $3.95

Beanie Baby – Small black gorilla – $3.95

Terk From Tarzan – Disney cartoon character toy – $4.95

Black Monkey – Stuffed animal – $4.95

Tan Monkey – Stuffed w/ real-looking face – $3.95

Salt & Pepper Shaker – Monkey and organ grinder – $12.95


Parts & Labour

T-Shirt – G.W. Bush sitting w/ apes – $20

RED Texture Studios

Brass Monkey Waiter – Display only – Not for Sale

Sixties Connecting Monkeys – Display only – Not for Sale


Rivers & Reefs Pot Center

Dog Toy – Yellow and orange monkey toy – $4.99

Rue's Antiques

Porcelain Monkeys – Hear/see/speak no evil in porcelain – $35

Countertop Monkey – Wooden carved monkey w/ a red fez – $2.50


St. Vincent de Paul

Heart Monkey T-Shirt – Small pink Self-Esteem brand – $3

7-Eleven

Papio Merlot 2003 – Label w/ three purple monkeys playing music – $6.99

Southside Tattoos

Tattoo – Monkey in mechanic's clothes – average $100

Tattoo – Evolution sequence monkey to man – more than $100

Tattoo – Any monkey you want – minimum $60


TG&R Discount

Papio Merlot 2003 – Label w/ three purple monkeys playing music – $5.99

Ten Thousand Villages

Wood Statue – Mother w/ baby monkeys – $3.50

Rice Paper – Square paper w/ monkey head over globe – $1.25


Uncommon Objects

Carved Coconut Tikis – Coconut monkey figurines – $20

Windup Monkey – Antique furry windup monkey w/ drum – $12.95

Sock Monkey – Antique sock monkey w/ blue jacket – $15


Vivid

Sock Monkey – Purple and orange sock monkey – $24

White Crane Health

Hanuman Monkey God – Pewter statue monkey w/ regal scepter – $26.95

Battle Monkey Statue – Statue of monkey wielding bostaff – $225

Monkey Wall Hanging – Wooden wall hanging w/ monkey – $5.00

Metallic Wall Hanging – Brass circular chinese calendar w/ monkey – $5.95

Monkeys on Branches – Gift cards w/ paintings of monkeys – $9.95

CD Card of the Year 1933 – Gift card features movie poster of King Kong – $10

See/Hear/Speak No Evil – Small plastic statue in classic pose – $15


Yard Dog

Monkey by Isaac Smith – Monkey sculpture – $800


Compiled by Walter Heymann, Kelsey Jukam, Gina Nelms, and Frank J. Rivera

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