Stock options, stock options, woo hoo hoo!
Pink slip, pink slip, boo hoo hoo.
Greenbacks, greenbacks, where are you?
All together now:
"I am not my job.
I am a human being,
Not a human doing.
I am not my job..."
There's no need to rationalize reality. Getting laid off kind of sucks.
Businesses could offer a discount to customers who present a recent unemployment check stub.
Maybe this is the best thing that's ever happened to you. Consider asking yourself, "Self, what would you do if you knew you would not fail?" Perhaps that's your next step.
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