Hot Sweltering Summer Sex Vignettes

Vignettes?! We got yer vignettes hangin', baby. Right here. Will ya look at this sassy package? Herein lies the real deal, the long schlong, the money shot, baby. Four Chronicle writers and three local illustrators take it off and don't put you on; they lay it out and then lap it up; they ... okay, we're cooling off. Phew! This hot sweltering summer smut issue is going to our brains. Here's hoping some of these stories hit you there, and maybe a little farther south. Yeah, baby. We're showing you ours, now you show us yours.
  • thebelljar.net/scene1

    Author and semi-regular Chronicle contributor Spike Gillespie (All the Wrong Men and One Perfect Boy) has been working on a new novel called thebelljar.net, about the high-tech nightmare that Austin has become. In it, our heroine, Alice, takes on a job as "the world's oldest high tech intern" to escape her former career in food service. At her new company, The Universe, she is in charge of making coffee and copies and building an in-house Web site to act as a style guide for her higher-ups. Her self-appointed position is to keep high the morale of one of the programmers (aka moles) whom she decides is fuckable (she's naive).

    Coming & Going

    Brenner contemplates the going and coming of oral gratification.

    Doggy Style

    Erica Barnett tells a cautionary tale about a dog, a condom, and her mother.
  • Burping the Worm

    Stuart Prestidge explores the sex act through the filter of modern slang.

    Drive-In Porno Memories

  • Love Clinic

    Those Fugs: Sharing Dreams, Building Memories

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