The Mission Statement of Addison DeWitt

2. I reserve the right to look WORRIED all the time.

3. I reserve the right to HOP in circles.

4. I reserve the right to retain my SUNROOF.

5. I reserve the right to sound like a CHICKEN when I bark.

6. I reserve the right to express myself through PRANCING.

7. I reserve the right to become POSSESSED and have SEIZURES.

8. I reserve the right to URINATE on your bed.

9. I reserve the right to have Miss Caswell BITE my weenie.

10. I reserve the right to be treated like an INFERIOR because I AM the runt.