Follow the argument along with us: 1) Emmer & Rye is
one of the best restaurants in this city; 2) brunch there is always @%#! incredible; 3) the
newest brunch menu –
because they change it every three months – features their version of classic American diner fare, resulting in such delectables as the patty melt (with Texas Black Angus, caramelized onion, Thousand Island dressing, American cheese, and romaine on rye), the Say When, Hun (yeasted waffles, chocolate shavings, whipped cultured cream, and fruit), and more; and 4) the staff will be decked out in uniforms that match the theme. Thus, the logical conclusion: Not something you wanna miss out on,
n’est-ce pas, citizen?