Are the bars open again yet? Are all the restaurants reduced to 25% capacity unless it’s Tuesday and it’s raining – in which case, make that 50%, but only if each guest does the Macarena before sitting down?And if the Texas governor sees his shadow on Saturday, what does that portend for the rest of the week?: We mean, it’s been a couple days since this copy went to press – anything could’ve happened in that time. But what we know right now is:: The bars are
definitely closed, as of
the Governor's Executive Order of June 26.: The fusion-forward smokehouse called
Loro, as transparent and responsible as its cooking team is brilliant, informed everyone that a back-of-house worker had tested Covid-positive and so they’re shutting down for a complete cleaning-and-disinfection and … yeah: So much for dine-in, better get some Loro pickup or delivery if you can, check their social media for what the current status is. Especially because, if it’s still available, that
Picnic Package for Two of theirs is a dream come true.: And who's the co-owner of Loro, along with Uchi's
Tyson Cole? Why, that's
Aaron Franklin, of course – and
his famously long-lined barbecue joint has been temporarily shuttered for the same reason. And, again, that's being accomplished professionally and with full public knowledge. Isn't it odd how the best and most successful culinary places in town are so often run by people who
aren't assholes? You'd think
everyone would want to emulate such decency, but, ah well:
Humanity, right?: But, look: The mighty meatmongers of
Slab BBQ have noted the current virus-spiking situation and decided to put their dine-in operations on hold – while continuing full speed ahead with their slow-cooked succulence for pick-up and delivery. “We cannot say at this time when we will reopen the dining rooms,” Slab’s
Jason Hernandez tells us, “but know that we are monitoring the data to help guide our decisions. This is a difficult situation for everyone and we are committed to putting health and safety as a top priority.” Thank you.:
Troublemaker Drinks & Records, Eastside purveyors of those two things
and burritos, has shuttered for good. “Trying to decide what to do without SXSW, much less without normal operations as a new business, was just too big of a hill for us to climb,” notes their announcement on Instagram. “Please go support your favorite local independent bars, restaurants and stores – I’m sure you’ve heard it before, but you have no idea how much they need your help right now.”: And, what else? The
Gravy foodtruck of Austin’s breakfast-obsessed
Scott Sanders, the savory diner-on-wheels that was popular at Mueller for years, has relocated to Burnet, Texas, out there in the Hill Country … The
Asador Mexican BBQ taco truck that reopened on June 9, had to close again on June 26 … North Loop's beloved watering hole
drink.well now offers curbside food and drinks …
Hillside Farmacy has patio seating available for parties of six or fewer …
Iwayne's Caribbean Kitchen is open and glorious with Jamaican dishes like jerk chicken and pork ribs and ackee and salt fish with plantains and fried dumplings …
Uroko has put their popular sushi class online for July, is offering DIY temaki sets, and has been auctioning off retail items (like a Hagama rice cooker) to "help [them] sustain the business" … and
Seoulju Korean Kitchen posted requests for food orders: "If you're able to, please place an order with us. The past three months delayed rent are due at the beginning of July.": We’re hearing some things about cash, too, lately. Like, how some restaurants don’t want to
accept cash (due to possible corona-cooties) and prefer credit cards or online payment, is that right? Or maybe it’s that you should always
tip in cash, if you have plenty of it, because that works out better for the waitstaff? Or maybe there’s somebody
named Cash who makes humans in general seem like a bad idea for a species? We’re looking into all of this, of course, and will be reporting in as the investigation continues.