Rather irresistible, don'tcha think? We mean, OK, a
coffee festival – that'd be attractive enough. Ditto for a
cordials festival. But you put those two things
together, hold a celebration of excellent java (cold brew, nitro coffee, pour overs, drip coffee, espresso, etc)
and all sorts of fancy liqueurs, make the whole shindig kid-and-pet-friendly, add some live music on that Fair Market lawn, and … those proverbial wild horses can't keep us away. Not even, like,
Twilight Sparkle on a meth bender or whatever. Bonus: The whole thing benefits
ATX Vegans!