We looooove oysters, personally, but calling this "a celebration honoring the sea’s most delicious offering" is kind of a fuck-you to scallops, isn't it? But, still, when admission includes entry, live entertainment, and six food-and-beverage vouchers, and the party features oysters prepared "in nearly every way imaginable" by Eddie V’s own Chris Bauer – who's gonna stop nomming and swigging long enough to argue? Pro tip: If you've the necessary scrilla, go for that even greater VIP option.
Sat., Feb. 24, noon-6pm. $60-115.
The Lawn at Seaholm, 800 W. Cesar Chavez