Fast X

Fast X

2023, PG-13, 141 min. Directed by Louis Leterrier. Starring Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Jason Momoa, Nathalie Emmanuel, Jordana Brewster, John Cena, Jason Statham, Sung Kang, Scott Eastwood, Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron, Brie Larson.

REVIEWED By Trace Sauveur, Fri., May 19, 2023

The arrival of a new Fast & Furious movie hardly requires any preamble. After 22 years, nine main installments, one spinoff, and a total metamorphosis of the franchise’s ethos from an initial film about a tight-knit crew of carjacking street racers stealing DVD players to later entries where international government agencies are recruiting the same characters to pull off high-stakes, world-saving espionage missions, the Fast franchise has become a ubiquitous piece of American pop culture. It’s easy to write them off as braindead megablockbusters that cost unfathomable amounts of money (this one is one of the most expensive films ever made), but that would be ignoring their authentic sense of gleefully explosive absurdity and high-energy spectacle. Call it Meathead Mission: Impossible, call it whatever you want, but one thing remains more true than ever about these films: You either get it or you don’t.

That said, Fast X – a great title addition to a series with a comically inconsistent sense of naming conventions – comes with its own contextual obligations. This is part one of two (or three, if a recent statement by Vin Diesel is to be believed) of a series finale, the culmination of all things both fast and also furious. To that end, it’s hard to ignore how much this indeed feels like a “Part One,” in that so much of it seems like setup for a real pedal-to-the-metal final installment. It has an inconclusive ending and feels like it’s holding back on its set-pieces, which, in a franchise that’s already finding it hard to top itself (they already literally went to space), equates to something a little deflating.

However, if you’re anything like me and intrinsically enjoy the brazen spectacle, earnest silliness, and shameless incongruity of such a series, it’s likely you’ll walk out of Fast X with the same sense of satisfying fulfillment that I did. No, it’s not Fast Five — it’s not even Fast & Furious 6 or Furious 7 — but taken on its own terms in the post-Paul Walker era of the franchise, it’s a gratifying piece of video game physics and cartoonish melodrama. It puts seemingly invincible superheroes behind the wheels of muscle cars to do things like stopping a giant bomb rolling through the streets of Rome from blowing up the Vatican. That's all in a day’s work before making it back home for the family barbecue and popping open a Corona. It rocks.

Though the magic of the franchise once stemmed from the collaboration between series-regular director Justin Lin and Vin Diesel, after the former stepped away from this project over creative differences, leaving directing duties to Louis Leterrier, it feels like the true mastermind of the franchise’s direction now is Diesel himself. Lin retains a screenplay credit with Dan Mazeau, but every bit of the ever-expanding roster of the Fast Family lineup and relitigation of previously established events feels like it’s being transmitted directly from Diesel’s fanatically passionate brain, finding new ways to pull from every corner of lore and character work established thus far. Whether that’s a feature or a bug is up to viewer discretion.

The ensemble cast here is too immense to try and list but you can trust that the main players fill in their requisite parts, as do some returning cast members that have sat out an entry or two. The most notable new addition is Jason Momoa as Dante Reyes, son of Hernan Reyes from Fast Five (we actually get to see the big safe set-piece from that film played out again from his perspective, because of course). His flamboyantly masochistic persona, in theory, fits in with the erratic lunacy of these movies but follows a trend that F9: The Fast Saga started of these films finally becoming too self-aware of their own madness. Still, it’s refreshing to see an actor having such fun with a role, and he’s a decent foil for Diesel’s grumbling gravitas.

This film leaves you hanging on what the ultimate showdown between the two will look like, and it’s hard to know how a series built on consistently going bigger and bigger will finally close things out. But for the 10th entry in such an unlikely franchise, it’s hard not to get wrapped up in all of the typical mannerisms that grant this series its identity. Even when the Fast films are stuck spinning their wheels, they still have their foot firmly on the gas.

Showtimes

Tue., May 30

12:35

Wed., May 31

12:20, 4:20, 7:50, 10:45

Tue., May 30

3:50, 7:40

Wed., May 31

12:15, 2:15, 6:00

Alamo Drafthouse Slaughter Lane

5701 W. Slaughter, 512/861-7060, drafthouse.com/austin/theater/slaughter-lane

Showtimes at this venue are subject to frequent change. Please confirm daily times by phone or website.

Tue., May 30

4:00, 6:50, 7:35

Wed., May 31

12:15, 4:00, 6:50, 7:35

Tue., May 30

11:40am

Wed., May 31

12:10, 3:35, 7:00, 10:25

Alamo Drafthouse Village

2700 W. Anderson #701, 512/861-7030, www.drafthouse.com/austin/theater/village

Tuesday matinee Baby Day shows (first show of the day) are intended for parents and their children younger than 6. Showtimes at this venue are subject to frequent change. Please confirm daily times by phone or website.

Tue., May 30

4:00, 7:45

Wed., May 31

12:30, 4:05, 7:45

AMC Dine-In Tech Ridge 10

12625 N. I-35, 512/640-1533, www.amctheatres.com

Tue., May 30

CC/DVS 11:15am, 12:00, 1:00, 3:15, 4:15, 6:30, 7:30, 9:45

Wed., May 31

CC/DVS 12:00, 1:00, 3:15, 4:15, 6:30, 7:30, 9:45

Barton Creek Square (AMC)

2901 Capital of Texas Hwy. S., 512/306-1991, www.amctheatres.com

Matinee discounts available before 4pm daily. Bring Your Baby matinees the first Tuesday of every month.

Tue., May 30

CC/DVS 1:00, 2:15, 4:15, 5:30, 7:30
CC/DVS, IMAX 12:30
OC 8:45

Wed., May 31

CC/DVS 12:30, 2:15, 3:45, 5:30, 8:45
CC/DVS, IMAX 1:00

Thu., June 1

CC/DVS 5:00, 8:15

Blue Starlite Mueller II

2103 E.M. Franklin Ave., 512/850-6127, bluestarlitedrivein.com/austin

Thu., June 1

digital 8:40

Cinemark 20 and XD

N. I-35 & FM 1825, 512/989-8535

Cost for 3-D and XD shows is regular ticket price plus a premium.

Tue., May 30

9:30am, 10:20am, 11:25am, 12:25, 12:55, 1:40, 2:50, 3:50, 4:20, 5:25, 6:10, 7:15, 7:45, 8:50, 9:30, 10:40, 11:05

Wed., May 31

9:30am, 10:20am, 11:25am, 12:25, 12:55, 1:40, 2:50, 3:50, 4:20, 5:25, 7:15, 7:45, 8:50, 9:35, 10:40, 11:05

Cinemark Cedar Park

1335 E. Whitestone, Cedar Park, 800/326-3264

Call theatre for complete list of movies and showtimes.

Tue., May 30

10:20am, 11:20am, 12:20, 1:40, 2:40, 3:40, 5:00, 7:00, 8:20, 10:20

Wed., May 31

10:20am, 11:20am, 12:20, 1:40, 2:40, 3:40, 5:00, 7:00, 8:20, 10:20

Tue., May 30

10:50am, 11:50am, 2:20, 3:20, 5:40, 6:40, 9:00, 10:10

Wed., May 31

11:50am, 3:20, 6:40, 10:10

Cinemark Round Rock

4401 N. I-35, Round Rock, 800/326-3264

Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket price plus a $3.50 premium. Call theatre for complete March 26-28 showtimes.

Tue., May 30

10:50am, 1:30, 2:10, 3:50, 4:50, 5:45, 7:05, 8:10, 9:05, 10:20

Wed., May 31

12:30, 1:30, 2:10, 3:50, 4:50, 5:45, 7:05, 8:10, 9:05, 10:20

Cinemark Southpark Meadows

9900 S. I-35, 800/326-3264

Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket price plus a $3.50 premium.

Tue., May 30

10:30am, 11:05am, 11:40am, 2:00, 2:25, 3:10, 5:25, 5:55, 6:35, 8:50, 9:20, 10:00

Wed., May 31

10:30am, 11:05am, 11:40am, 2:00, 2:25, 3:10, 5:25, 5:55, 8:50, 9:20, 10:15

Cinemark Stone Hill Town Center

18820 Hilltop Commercial Dr., 512/251-0938, www.cinemark.com

Tue., May 30

9:20am, 11:00am, 12:45, 2:30, 4:15, 6:00, 7:45, 9:30

Wed., May 31

11:00am, 12:45, 2:30, 4:15, 6:00, 7:45, 9:30

Evo Cinemas Belterra

166 Hargraves Ste. A-100, 512/457-0700, www.evocinemas.com/belterra

Tue., May 30

11:15am, 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 10:10

Wed., May 31

11:15am, 12:30, 3:45, 7:00, 10:10

EVO Entertainment

3200 Kyle Crossing, Kyle, 512/523-9009, www.evo-entertainment.com

Tue., May 30

10:30am, 12:00, 1:45, 3:15, 5:00, 6:30, 8:15, 9:45

Wed., May 31

3:30

Flix Brewhouse

2200 S. I-35, Round Rock, 512/244-3549, www.flixbrewhouse.com/round-rock

Tue., May 30

digital 11:15am, 2:00, 6:30, 7:55, 8:45, 10:15

Wed., May 31

digital 11:15am, 2:00, 6:30, 7:55, 8:45, 10:15

Thu., June 1

digital 11:15am, 2:00

Galaxy Highland 10

6700 Middle Fiskville, 512/467-7305, www.galaxytheatres.com

No one under 18 will be allowed in the theatre on Friday or Saturday after 7pm without an adult.

Tue., May 30

CC 11:00am, 2:45, 6:30, 10:00

Wed., May 31

CC 11:00am, 2:45, 6:30, 10:00

Gateway Theatre

9700 Stonelake, 512/416-5700

Discounts daily before 6pm. Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket price plus a $3.50 premium.

Tue., May 30

CC/DVS 11:05am, 2:40, 6:15, 7:15, 9:40, 10:40
CC/DVS, IMAX 3:40, 10:10

Wed., May 31

CC/DVS 11:00am, 2:40, 6:15, 7:15, 9:40, 10:40
CC/DVS, IMAX 3:40, 10:10

Thu., June 1

CC/DVS 11:00am, 2:40, 6:15, 9:40

Hometown Cinemas

120 MLK Jr. Industrial Blvd. W, Lockhart, 512/398-4100, www.hometowncinemas.com

Tue., May 30

digital 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30

Wed., May 31

digital 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30

Thu., June 1

digital 3:30, 9:30

iPic Theaters Austin

3225 Amy Donovan Plaza, 512/568-3400, www.ipic.com

Tue., May 30

3:15, 6:45, 10:30

Wed., May 31

3:15, 6:45, 10:30

Metropolitan

901 Little Texas, 512/447-0101

Discounts daily before 6pm. Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket price plus a $3.50 premium.

Tue., May 30

CC/DVS 6:10, 7:05, 10:00

Wed., May 31

CC/DVS 12:05, 2:50, 3:30, 6:10, 7:05, 10:00

Thu., June 1

CC/DVS 12:00, 3:25, 3:45, 6:45, 10:00

Moviehouse & Eatery

8300 FM 620 N., Bldg. B, 512/501-3520, www.themoviehouse.com/trails/

Tue., May 30

digital 1:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:30

Wed., May 31

digital 1:30, 5:00, 7:30, 10:30

Moviehouse & Eatery - Lantana Place

7415 Southwest Pkwy., Bldg. 7, 512/572-0770, www.themoviehouse.com/lantana/

Tue., May 30

digital 10:00am, 2:00, 6:00, 9:45

Wed., May 31

digital 10:00am, 2:00, 5:45, 8:00

Southwest Theaters at Lake Creek 7

13729 Research #1500, 512/291-3158, www.southwesttheaters.com

$6.50 children and senior tickets (all-day), $5 Tuesdays (all tickets), Bargain Matinees before 5pm daily.

Tue., May 30

digital 11:00am, 12:50, 4:00, 7:10, 10:20

Wed., May 31

digital 11:00am, 12:50, 4:00, 5:30, 7:10, 10:20

Thu., June 1

digital 11:00am, 12:50, 4:00, 7:10, 10:20

Tue., May 30

12:00, 3:15, 6:30, 9:45

Wed., May 31

12:00, 3:15, 6:30, 9:45

Westgate 11

4477 S. Lamar, 512/899-2717

Discounts daily before 6pm. Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket price plus a $3.50 premium.

Tue., May 30

CC/DVS 11:35am, 2:55, 3:30, 6:15, 6:50, 9:30, 10:10

Wed., May 31

CC/DVS 11:40am, 2:55, 3:10, 6:00, 6:30, 9:45, 10:15

Thu., June 1

CC/DVS 12:00, 3:30, 7:15, 10:30

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Fast X, Louis Leterrier, Vin Diesel, Michelle Rodriguez, Tyrese Gibson, Ludacris, Jason Momoa, Nathalie Emmanuel, Jordana Brewster, John Cena, Jason Statham, Sung Kang, Scott Eastwood, Helen Mirren, Charlize Theron, Brie Larson

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