Bad Boys for Life

Bad Boys for Life

2020, R, 123 min. Directed by Adil El Arbi, Bilall Fallah. Starring Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Alexander Ludwig, Vanessa Hudgens, Joe Pantoliano, Paola Nuñez, Charles Melton, Kate del Castillo, Nicky Jam, Theresa Randle.

REVIEWED By Marc Savlov, Fri., Jan. 17, 2020

It’s been 25 years since Michael Bay’s original Bad Boys and 17 years since the sequel, Bad Boys II, arrived in theatres, which raises the question, given the lag time between installments, is this an actual franchise, or merely a series of conjoined action-comedy one-offs that just keep popping off whenever stars Smith and Lawrence don’t have scheduling conflicts? At least Warner Bros. Pictures' Lethal Weapon franchise had the good sense to keep within a decade’s framework. Bad Boys producers Jerry Bruckheimer and (the late) Don Simpson found themselves with a surprise hit on their hands when the original film debuted, thus a sequel was inevitable, but still … what niche audience cried out for a third installment of these ever-aging bad boys? (My bet’s on a breakaway, popcorn-violence addicted faction of Michael Apted’s … Up series of documentaries, the latest of which, 63 Up, is currently in theatres. A rather more ominous splinter cabal of Richard Linklater’s Boyhood fanatics may also be involved.) Whatever the case may be, Bad Boys for Life echoes over and over Danny Glover’s classic Lethal Weapon catchphrase, “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

The short answer to a question nobody ever asked is this: Is Bad Boys for Life worth your time and money, fan or otherwise? The answer is yes, just so long as you’re cool with the same old, same old. After all, there’s comfort in familiarity to be sure; these are definitively uncomfortable times, and Smith and Lawrence’s comic-action chemistry remains reassuringly intact. Smith slips into the bespoke suit of severely badass Miami PD Detective Mike Lowrey as if he’d never left and Lawrence, as his longtime partner Detective Marcus Burnett, sidles up alongside with nary a quiver.

The two actors' chemistry is undeniable, unchangeable, forged by Michael Bay and company, and it holds up under new directors El Arbi and Fallah. Marcus, a proud new grandfather with an eye toward a future involving far less cordite-scented adventures and a few more baby wipes, attempts to pull his partner out of the Baysian shoot-'em-up-loop to little avail, and it’s almost – dare I say it? – sweet to watch Smith attempt to be a “bad boy” forever and all that that implies, i.e., more firepower and a roving eye. Without revealing a reveal fans will see coming a mile away, the film's plot is both pro-familial and borderline anti-, and up to a point it works, with plenty of choice one-liners and quips abounding. That major plot point We Dare Not Reveal hamstrings the film, though, at least emotionally. Again, however, Bad Boys for Life – while not as combustibly fun as the second installment – is fine, cheesy, Saturday afternoon mayhem, smoothly served with a heaping helping of “We’re all getting older.” But are we getting wiser? And does it matter? Probably. “For Life” sounds like a sentence I’d rather not carry out.

Showtimes

Mon., Feb. 17

11:10am, 2:40, 5:45, 8:50

Tue., Feb. 18

11:35am, 2:40, 5:45, 8:50

Wed., Feb. 19

11:35am, 2:40, 5:45, 8:50

AMC Dine-In Tech Ridge 10

12625 N. I-35, 512/640-1533, www.amctheatres.com

Mon., Feb. 17

CC/DVS 12:45, 4:10, 7:00

Tue., Feb. 18

CC/DVS 12:45, 4:10, 7:00

Wed., Feb. 19

CC/DVS 1:00, 4:10, 7:00

Cinemark 20 and XD

N. I-35 & FM 1825, 512/989-8535

Cost for 3-D and XD shows is regular ticket price plus a premium.

Mon., Feb. 17

digital 10:00am, 1:10, 4:20, 7:30, 10:40

Tue., Feb. 18

digital 1:10, 4:20, 7:30, 10:40

Wed., Feb. 19

digital 1:10, 4:20, 7:30, 10:40

Cinemark Cedar Park

1335 E. Whitestone, Cedar Park, 800/326-3264

Call theatre for complete list of movies and showtimes.

Mon., Feb. 17

digital 12:00, 3:20, 6:20, 9:40

Tue., Feb. 18

digital 12:00, 3:20, 6:20, 9:40

Wed., Feb. 19

digital 12:00, 3:20, 6:20, 9:40

Thu., Feb. 20

digital 12:00, 3:20, 6:20, 9:40

Mon., Feb. 17

digital 12:20, 3:35, 6:45, 10:00

Tue., Feb. 18

digital 12:40, 3:55, 7:15, 10:25

Wed., Feb. 19

digital 12:40, 3:55, 7:15, 10:25

Cinemark Round Rock

4401 N. I-35, Round Rock, 800/326-3264

Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket price plus a $3.50 premium. Call theatre for complete March 26-28 showtimes.

Mon., Feb. 17

digital 1:20, 4:35, 7:40, 10:40

Tue., Feb. 18

digital 1:20, 4:35, 7:40, 10:40

Wed., Feb. 19

digital 1:20, 4:35, 7:40, 10:40

Cinemark Southpark Meadows

9900 S. I-35, 800/326-3264

Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket price plus a $3.50 premium.

Mon., Feb. 17

digital 11:30am, 2:30, 5:55, 9:00

Tue., Feb. 18

digital 11:30am, 2:30, 5:55, 9:00

Wed., Feb. 19

digital 11:30am, 2:30, 5:55, 9:00

Cinemark Stone Hill Town Center

18820 Hilltop Commercial Dr., 512/251-0938, www.cinemark.com

Mon., Feb. 17

digital 11:45am, 3:00, 6:00, 9:15

City Lights Theatre

420 Wolf Ranch Parkway, Georgetown, 512/868-9922

Mon., Feb. 17

12:45, 3:50, 6:55, 10:15

Tue., Feb. 18

12:45, 3:50, 6:55, 10:15

Wed., Feb. 19

12:45, 3:50, 6:55, 10:15

EVO Entertainment

3200 Kyle Crossing, Kyle, 512/523-9009, www.evo-entertainment.com

Mon., Feb. 17

EVX 10:15am, 1:15, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30

Tue., Feb. 18

EVX 10:15am, 1:15, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30

Wed., Feb. 19

EVX 10:15am, 1:15, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30

Flix Brewhouse

2200 S. I-35, Round Rock, 512/244-3549, www.flixbrewhouse.com/round-rock

Mon., Feb. 17

12:20, 3:15, 6:45, 10:20

Tue., Feb. 18

12:20, 3:15, 6:45, 10:20

Wed., Feb. 19

12:20, 3:15, 6:45, 8:40, 10:15

Thu., Feb. 20

12:20, 3:15, 6:45, 8:40, 10:15

Galaxy Highland 10

6700 Middle Fiskville, 512/467-7305, www.galaxytheatres.com

No one under 18 will be allowed in the theatre on Friday or Saturday after 7pm without an adult.

Mon., Feb. 17

CC 10:45am, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:45

Tue., Feb. 18

CC 10:45am, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:45

Wed., Feb. 19

CC 10:45am, 1:45, 4:45, 7:45, 10:45

Thu., Feb. 20

CC 10:30am, 1:30, 4:30, 7:30, 10:30

Gateway Theatre

9700 Stonelake, 512/416-5700

Discounts daily before 6pm. Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket price plus a $3.50 premium.

Mon., Feb. 17

CC/DVS 1:00, 4:20, 7:25, 10:30

Tue., Feb. 18

CC/DVS 1:00, 4:20, 7:25, 10:30

Wed., Feb. 19

CC/DVS 1:00, 4:20, 7:25, 10:30

Thu., Feb. 20

CC/DVS 11:45am, 2:45

Hometown Cinemas

120 MLK Jr. Industrial Blvd. W, Lockhart, 512/398-4100, www.hometowncinemas.com

Mon., Feb. 17

11:00am, 1:40, 4:25, 7:05

Tue., Feb. 18

11:00am, 1:40, 4:25, 7:05

Wed., Feb. 19

11:00am, 1:40, 4:25, 7:05

Thu., Feb. 20

11:00am, 1:40, 4:25, 7:05

iPic Theaters Austin

3225 Amy Donovan Plaza, 512/568-3400, www.ipic.com

Mon., Feb. 17

11:35am, 2:45, 6:00, 9:15

Tue., Feb. 18

11:35am, 2:45, 6:00, 9:15

Wed., Feb. 19

12:15, 3:15, 6:30, 9:45

AMC Lakeline 9

11200 Lakeline Mall Dr., Cedar Park, 512/335-4793

Discounts daily before 6pm.

Mon., Feb. 17

CC/DVS 12:15, 3:15, 7:30

Tue., Feb. 18

CC/DVS 12:15, 3:15, 7:30

Wed., Feb. 19

CC/DVS 1:45, 4:45, 7:45

Moviehouse & Eatery

8300 N. FM 620, Bldg. B, 512/501-3520, www.themoviehouse.com/trails/

Mon., Feb. 17

10:00am, 1:10, 4:20, 7:30, 10:45

Tue., Feb. 18

10:00am, 1:10, 4:20, 7:30, 10:45

Wed., Feb. 19

10:00am, 1:10, 4:20, 7:30, 10:45

Thu., Feb. 20

10:00am, 1:10, 4:20

Schulman Theatres Lost Pines 8

1600 Chestnut St, Bastrop, 512/321-0123, www.schulmantheatres.com

Mon., Feb. 17

1:05, 7:20, 10:25

Tue., Feb. 18

1:05, 7:20, 10:25

Wed., Feb. 19

1:00, 7:10, 10:30

ShowBiz Cinemas 8 Marble Falls

2600 Hwy 281 North, Marble Falls, www.showbizcinemas.com/cinema-info/marble-falls/

Call theatre for August 22-23 showtimes.

Mon., Feb. 17

11:00am, 1:00, 4:00, 6:50

Tue., Feb. 18

1:00, 4:00, 6:50

Wed., Feb. 19

1:00, 4:00, 6:50

Thu., Feb. 20

1:00, 3:50

Sky Cinemas

13201 US-290, 512/457-0700, www.skycinemas.com

Mon., Feb. 17

11:00am, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45

Tue., Feb. 18

11:00am, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45

Wed., Feb. 19

11:00am, 1:45, 4:30, 7:15, 9:45

Thu., Feb. 20

11:00am, 1:45, 4:30

Mon., Feb. 17

EVX 11:30am, 2:25, 4:10, 7:15, 9:30

Tue., Feb. 18

EVX 11:30am, 2:25, 4:10, 7:15, 9:30

Wed., Feb. 19

EVX 11:30am, 2:25, 5:00, 7:20, 9:45

Westgate 11

4477 S. Lamar, 512/899-2717

Discounts daily before 6pm. Cost for 3-D shows is regular ticket price plus a $3.50 premium.

Mon., Feb. 17

CC/DVS 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45

Tue., Feb. 18

CC/DVS 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45

Wed., Feb. 19

CC/DVS 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45

Thu., Feb. 20

CC/DVS 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45

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KEYWORDS FOR THIS FILM

Bad Boys for Life, Adil El Arbi, Bilall Fallah, Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Alexander Ludwig, Vanessa Hudgens, Joe Pantoliano, Paola Nuñez, Charles Melton, Kate del Castillo, Nicky Jam, Theresa Randle

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