Chris Cubas

Says here that Cubas has been called "one of the funniest and most cogent people you're ever going to witness," and we totally concur – even though, yeah, we had to Google "cogent," because our vocabulary's not all that hifalutin'. But, yes, the @midnight star is gonna destroy the Velv stage this weekend, like the stand-up beast that he is – with Ashley Overton and friends opening