He's currently in his second year as a writer for
Saturday Night Live, is he? Huh – almost makes a person wanna watch TV again, because
this Dismukes, this former Austinite, is, I mean, he's funny enough to make you, like,
rupture something. This opportunity to catch the guy onstage at the Velv is like a don't-miss treat you can give yourself this weekend. So, what, it's not your birthday? Fuck your birthday – you deserve this show
tonight, you totally do!