Flozell 'King Hippo' Adams
By Jeremy Martin, 2:36PM, Fri. Jan. 5, 2007
Position: Left Tackle
Height: 6-7
Weight: 340
Born: 05/18/1975
College: Michigan State
NFL Experience: 9
Weak point in his otherwise flawless protection: Adams, once the Cowboy’s star lineman, just can’t keep his pants from falling down. If he gets a surprise hit from a defender, he will just stand there with his mouth hanging open, using both hands to hold his pants up while the defender hits him with a costly star attack. Someone should really buy him a belt.
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