Has Fantastic Fest Gone Too Hog-Wild?

Helicopter Hog Hunt has some fans worried

Has Fantastic Fest Gone Too Hog-Wild?
Photo via Carly & Art / Wikimedia Commons

We're of the mind that bacon – and by extension, all pork products – should be a staple food.

Bacon milkshakes? Hell yes. Bacon fondue? Just ladle that nomgasm into our gaping maw while we recline on a white silk chaise longue. Bacon-fu? We're pretty sure in a Shaw Brothers film somewhere. If not, the situation should be rectified posthaste.

That said, the social media brouhaha brewing over a special event slated for this year's Fantastic Fest has some Alamo Drafthouse and FF fanatics crying oink. Specifically, it's the Helicopter Hog Hunt, during which five lucky (and, at $1,400 and change, presumably wealthy) fest attendees will get the chance to cull Texas' notoriously out-of-control feral hog population via helicopter and semi-automatic rifles.

Or, in Alamo/Fantastic Fest founder Tim League-speak:

"On Wednesday, September 18th -- the day before Fantastic Fest 2013 officially kicks off -- Tim League's goin' a-huntin'... and you're invited to join.

"… we're gonna arm you with a semi-automatic assault rifles, put you in a helicopter and let you dust all the hogs you can from up on high in an awe-inspiring airborne attack. These aren't stocked farms or ranches, either; these are serious problem pigs that need to get real gone real quick.

"As you can imagine, it ain't cheap to fly around in a whirlybird, shooting guns at pigs, but it sure is a helluva lotta fun, and do you really think you'll ever get the chance to do this again? Plus, the hogs you kill will be the main course at the Fantastic Fest 2013 closing night party! How about THAT for braggin' rights?!"

Indeed. The online blowback commenced immediately after the event's press release/invite hit inboxes, with the major concern, thus far, being the notion of non-professionals killing live animals for sport, and then for dinner. No one's arguing that the state's insanely hungry and invasive feral hog population isn't a major trouble and multi-million-dollar financial disaster for farmers, land owners, and lovers of A.A. Milne books and the film Babe. (You can check out a sampling of the ongoing pro/con discussion here.)

The crux of the matter seems to stem more from the unnerving factor that the helicopter hog hunt somehow blurs the line between the Festival's sense of reel and real. That said, you can bet fans of Russell Mulcahy's 1984 Ozploitation classic Razorback are ecstatic.

I'm not going to take sides here. Tim League is a born showman and the kind of ballyhoo-master not seen since the days of the late, great William Castle. (And hey, PETA, let's not forget the millions of flies that gave up their lives while generating buzz for the Alamo South Lamar's premiere of 2005's Amityville Horror remake.)

As for the eatin' part? I spoke with Geoff Peveto, co-owner of the porcine-themed restaurant Frank, to ask how wild boar stacks up – noms-wise – to farm-bred piggly wiggles.

"Hudson's Meat down on South Congress makes a wild boar sausage that we use at Frank on a pretty regular basis," Peveto says, adding: "It's great. There's nothing wrong with a wild boar as far as it being a legitimate food source. It has a little bit of a twinge of gaminess to it, but it's really good. I think Hudson's sells a smoked jalapeno wild boar sausage on their regular menu."

Frankly – no pun intended – I'm game to try the closing night swine. And I'm thankful that Ruggero Deodato's infamous carnucopia Cannibal Holocaust didn't make the, uh, cut when League and his minions were thinking up Fantastic Fest 2013's hellish haute cuisine.


Stay tuned to all our Fantastic Fest coverage at austinchronicle.com/fantastic-fest.

A note to readers: Bold and uncensored, The Austin Chronicle has been Austin’s independent news source for almost 40 years, expressing the community’s political and environmental concerns and supporting its active cultural scene. Now more than ever, we need your support to continue supplying Austin with independent, free press. If real news is important to you, please consider making a donation of $5, $10 or whatever you can afford, to help keep our journalism on stands.

Support the Chronicle  

READ MORE
More Fantastic Fest
They're Here! Fantastic Fest Wave One Arrives
First Fantastic Fest 2018 Titles
Overlord, Apostle headline fest opening salvo

Richard Whittaker, July 31, 2018

Exploring <i>The Endless</i> With Benson and Moorhead
Exploring The Endless With Benson and Moorhead
Filmmakers talk science, magic, and bickering brothers

Richard Whittaker, April 20, 2018

More by Marc Savlov
The Twentieth Century
Suitably bonkers Canadian surrealist comedy rewrites history

Nov. 27, 2020

Jiu Jitsu
No jiu jitsu, and not enough Nic Cage in this Predator rip-off

Nov. 20, 2020

KEYWORDS FOR THIS POST

Fantastic Fest, Alamo Drafthouse, Tim League, Helicopter Hog Hunt, feral hogs, bacon, Frank, Fantastic Fest 2013

MORE IN THE ARCHIVES
NEWSLETTERS
One click gets you all the newsletters listed below

Breaking news, arts coverage, and daily events

Can't keep up with happenings around town? We can help.

Austin's queerest news and events

New recipes and food news delivered Mondays

All questions answered (satisfaction not guaranteed)

Information is power. Support the free press, so we can support Austin.   Support the Chronicle