Dry Hump: The Game

Yup, it's an actual thing

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Just got the word that Dry Hump: The Game is up and ready to be played. Maybe not played so much as experienced. It's a PG-13 choose-your-own-adventure session through the Austin overworld. If you can't see the fun in that, the fact that it's a product of Monofonus Press should put your mind at ease. Or at least in the mood for a clothes-on roll in the hay.

The game is played on YouTube with annotation bubbles allowing you to click through and decide whether you want to ask that hot biker chick across the street for a ride or offer her a drink. Choose wrong and you will be left alone and horny. Choose correctly and there will be bumping and grinding in ways that R. Kelly never imagined, and probably doesn't want to.

It's a short trip and the experience is well worth it for laughter, tears, and no shortage of awkward moments. Click here to get started. Good rule of thumb when strategizing? Keep it dry!

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