Top 10 Celebrities We Wish Were Gay

Heteros we'd like to hook up with, period.

Sadly, we can't have everything. But if we could, we'd take it with a side of these sexy heterosexuals.

Idris Elba (Photo by Essence)

1) IDRIS ELBA: He's tall, dark, handsome, and has that English accent.

2) NAYA RIVERA: She makes our own Kate X smile with Glee.

3) CHANNING TATUM: Can you say Magic Mike 2? We can!

4) KERRY WASHINGTON: Quel Scandale!

5) JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT: We'd let that Don Jon charm us any old time.

6) JENNIFER LAWRENCE Candor is sexy, and so is she.

7) BRIAN WILSON The beard, the mohawk, the spandex tuxedo suit. What's not to lust?

8) CHRIS EVANS We'd love to play Avengers — or anything else — with him.

9) OLIVIA MUNN The Newsroom star does not bury the lede when it comes to sex appeal.

10) WENDY DAVIS If all goes well, she'll be Governor Davis by year's end.



PLUS: Bottom 10 "You Can Have 'Em, We Don't Want 'Em"

1) VLADIMIR PUTIN

2) PHIL ROBERTSON

3) PAT ROBERTSON

4) ANN COULTER

5) LIZ CHENEY

Liz Cheney (Photo by Boston Globe)

6) KIRK CAMERON

7) SARAH PALIN

8) TORREY SMITH

9) GORDON KLINGENSCHMITT

10) ROSE MARIE BELFORTI

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