The AggreGAYtor: November 14

Your daily dose of LGBTQIA news

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Pat Robertson says “hubba hubba,” Frank Ocean hangs with the Kaiser, and Rahm Emanuel goes on the offensive. Butterfly in the sky, today’s AggreGAYtor can go twice as high.

• The Supreme Court is now fully engaged in the “Ross and Rachel” approach in deciding whether they will hear marriage equality cases. Is there a SCOTUS sweeps week? Maybe Nancy McKeon can guest as Scalia’s streetwise daughter.

• With Kevin Clash’s accuser recanting, we can now begin the long, painful process of rebuilding our faith in muppets.

• Deflated inner tube Pat Robertson sanctions David Petraeus affair because Paula Broadwell “is an extremely good looking woman.” We are lucky to have such a steadfast bulwark to our nation’s moral relativism.

• Nebraska city council overrides mayor to approve non-discrimination ordinance. Nana nana boo boo.

Rahm Emanuel is ready for the marriage equality fight in Illinois.

• Missourians for Equality PAC is formed to bring same-sex marriage initiative to ballots by 2014.

• The ACLU is suing Utah school district for removing children’s book “In Our Mothers’ House” from libraries. People are so hung up on apostrophes these days.

• Toronto transgender high school student claims he was barred from using school’s public restrooms.

• The UK government officially decrees conversion therapy detrimental. Marcus Bachmann , reached at the Stillwater Community Player’s rehearsal of All About Eve: The Musical! responds that “everything but the bloodhounds is snappin' at my rear end.”

• An arrest warrant has been issued for the grizzly murder of New Orleans gay man.

• Frosted Fox animal cracker Tricia Macke is suspended for calling Rachel Maddow an “angry young man.”

Frank Ocean and Karl Lagerfeld are besties.

• Phoenix police are calling assault on local DJ a hate crime.

Andy Cohen wants everyone to know he is sorry for calling One Direction “twinks,” but still refuses to repent for introducing us to his legion of “Real Housewives.”

• I am not sure if it is sadder that a HuffPo staffer was forced to write a post about Sally Field awkwardly making a “bi” joke or that at least nine people felt compelled to comment.

• Exit polls show that marriage equality has majority support with Latino voters.

• Something is a little off about the Daily Mail’s now-viral story of a relationship between two transgender teens. Maybe it is because the Daily Mail has a long history of publishing fiction as fact. Maybe it’s because both Oklahomans are quoted as calling their mother’s “mum.”

• Events are planned across Texas for the Transgender Day of Remembrance on the 20th, including an Austin City Hall event sponsored by TENT.

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