The AggreGAYtor: September 5

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GLAAD's Wilson Cruz
GLAAD's Wilson Cruz (by lgbtweekly.com)

Ellen DeGeneres is immortalized, Nicki Minaj is up to no good, and Hank Williams Jr. makes some rowdy enemies. Today’s AggreGAYtor dares wear short shorts.

• If Victoria Jackson had continued her career in sketch comedy, Saturday Night Live might look like this gay-baiting anti-Obama ad. Instead we got Chris Kattan. Not sure if that was a great trade-off.

• Massachusetts judge orders prison to provide sex reassignment surgery for inmate.

John Travolta’s alleged ex-lover offers more salacious details. Tell me more, tell me more. Was it love at first sight?

• The Democrats ratify their new super-duper homospectacular platform.

• Southern-fried gizzard Hank Williams Jr. hocks up some homophobia at Fort Worth festival.

• Long Beach Police are investigating possible hate crime outside gay bar.

• The AggreGAYtor is calling bullshit on Jeff Lewis’ claim that he didn’t know that the term “he/she” was offensive.

• World’s most adorable person Ellen DeGeneres gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

• As a devotee of short shorts, the AggreGAYtor does not look too kindly at attempts to make them no-homo.

• Human kaleidoscope Nicki Minaj admits she made up the whole bisexuality thing.

Rickie Vasquez Wilson Cruz joins GLAAD staff. Angela Chase was unavailable for comment.

• Festering cold sore Scott Lively suggests Christians go Frankenstein on gays.

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News, Ellen DeGeneres, Nicki Minaj, Hank Williams Jr., 2012 Election, Homophobia, Scott Lively, John Travolta, Democratic National Convention, Democratic Platform, Transgender, Jeff Lewis, Hate Crime

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