The AggreGAYtor: August 28

Matthew Mitcham roams if he want to, Fox News trolls the Romney sons, and Lady Gaga records in the buff. Today’s AggreGAYtor is preparing for the coming storm.

• After a soggy start, the 2012 Gathering of the Smugalos kicks into full swing today.

• Florida gay conservatives welcome conventioneers to the Rusty Pelican. Surely that must be some sort of sexual euphemism.

• Fetid pile of dishrags One Million Moms predictably rails against NBC sitcom The New Normal, think Skittles ad promotes bestiality.

• Snoop Dogg Lion is ready to embrace a gay rapper.

• Prop 8 creator nabbed for DUI.

• Prominent anti-gay activist admits to sexual assault of boys.

• Fox and Friends welcomes Romney clan with "It’s Raining Men." As long as the producers are trolling, the AggreGAYtor recommends using the Village People for the next Marcus Bachmann interview.

• Egyptian LGBTQ magazine "Ehna" is forced to shut down due to security concerns.

• French President Francois Hollande carries out marriage equality pledge.

• LGBTQ protesters are gearing up for huge food fight at Chick-fil-A kickoff game.

• Olympic wet dream Matthew Mitcham debuts new mash-up.

• Ira Levin’s estate revokes rights for Los Angeles production of “deathtrap” for gay content.

• California Assembly moves third parent rights bill forward.

• The Orange County Register adds insult to injury by calling transgender robbery victims "men dressed as women."

• That Lady Gaga, she’s so provocative.

• Pussy Riot distance themselves from Femen topless cross cutting stunt.

• Tyler Clementi's parents leave church over homophobic beliefs.

• Everybody’s talkin’ all this stuff about her. Why can’t they just let her live?

• Local artist Jo Ann Santangelo debuts new re-edit of Austin Faces AIDS project.