Mo' Music August 13: Pü#$¥ Edition

The vag's greatest hits

Lady, who is anything but.
Lady, who is anything but.

Who better to write about the pussy than a gay man who's never interacted with one? Let's have a riot with some of my personal favorites.

"Pussy" Brazilian Girls
This good-time clam jam gives new meaning to the term "hot box."

"My Neck, My Back" Khia
Who doesn't love this modern update of "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes?"

"Moist Vagina (Nirvana Cover)" Sonic Youth
Va-jay-jay and pot turns out to be quite the popular combo on this second song on the list to feature both. I prefer Sonic Youth's more fractured, psycho take on the song.

"Kitty Box" Lil' Kim
Though my answer would be "No!" to any of the requests, commands, or questions posed by Ms. Jones, this song is purrfect for stinky pinky time.

"Pussy" Lady
This seldom-heard coochie anthem is one pussy I'm happy to spread.

"Kryptonite Pussy" Yo Majesty
If I actually ever interacted with a… you know…, I would surely lose all my powers.

"We Want Some Pussy" 2 Live Crew
Punanarama concludes with this trailblazer. All these other songs are as nasty as they want to be because of 2 Live Crew and their fight against some concept I've never heard of called, "obscenity."

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