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Punch Drunk

By Andy Campbell, August 9, 2012, 9:00am, Qmmunity

Look, if you want to completely lez out this evening (and lesbihonest, what charming LGBTQer doesn't?) there's no better place to do so than …

ND, where you can watch the Women's Boxing Finals (!!!) while gobblin' on frito pies, tamales from Tamale Molly, and sippin' on the sweet, discounted honeydew nectar of full-bodied 'Merican beer.

Things kick off at quittin' time (5pm). Dandy'll be there and will live tweet the shit out of every sucker-punch landed by every fly-, light-, and middle-weight hottie-bo-bottie!

Although not officially recognized by the Olympics as sport (Yet! We're crossing our fingers for Rio in 2016.), the rallying cry of cheerleaders everywhere applies here:

BRING. IT. ON.