The AggreGAYtor: July 31

You too can look like Robert Mapplethorpe (by out.com)

The APD make a video, the Democrats promote equality, and Naomi Campbell promises high drama. Today's AggreGAYtor is making love to the camera.

• Tyra Banks models through the pain as Naomi Campbell snatches Nigel Barker to host The Face. There's going to be trouuubbbllleee! Make that douuubbbblllleeee!

• The Pennsylvania Department of transport denies name change to two same-sex couples.

• The AggreGAYtor's heart is aflutter with news that Bristol Palin "likes gays." I mean not enough to support equal rights, but she loves watching Bravo.

• The Democratic Party likes gays too! Sources are reporting that same-sex marriage will be in the national platform.

• In a statement as predictable as another Lindsay Lohan arrest, the National Organization for Marriage say gay marriage stinks.

• The Pope names big meanie as the archbishop of San Francisco.

• Matrix director Lana Wachowski makes first public appearance since her transition.

• Considering that Robert Mapplethorpe's "look" was the result of extreme poverty, this Out Magazine fashion feature seems particularly tone deaf.

• Megan Rapinoe alert: The AggreGAYtor will be watching white lightning as she takes on North Korea today. All by herself. Because she is that awesome.

• Despite all the glamorous spokesmodels, Chick-fil-A's approval rating is in free fall.

• The Berenstain Bears want you to know they aren't clucking having it.

• R. Clark Cooper of the Log Cabin Republicans calls Chick-fil-A backlash "un-American." The "R" stands for "revolting."

• Chuckling horse carcass David Dewhurst gets out his feedbag for campaign appearance in Austin. The Chick-fil-A bag is becoming the de rigueur accessory for conservative couture.

• Members of the APD make an "It Gets Better" video. I was kind of hoping it would be more like Cop Rock.