List Me This Christmas
A collection of Jimmie D's holiday hard-ons.
By Jimmie D,
1:26AM, Fri. Dec. 17, 2010
Hey guys, it's been a minute. It's that holiday time of year again, when I work myself into a tizzy over prezzies and crafts for a month solid and wonder how many hot glue sticks I've managed to burn through in one sitting. Let me preface this by saying I'm known by my in-laws for being the most meticulous in the family when it comes to Christmas lists, so here goes:
5. The perfect addition to any little monster's decor, natch.
4. I've been wanting some footie pajamas lately, so I figured, what the hell, why not just go all the way?
3. Even though this pair of Ariel Schrag's first books didn't come out this year, it would most likely mean a lot to the GLBTQ teen or young adult in your life. In an age where anything with a plot dissimilar to Twilight is nigh in sight, this one is a classic.
1. Or, you could just donate that money in the stead of a loved one to any number of people who want to see their dreams realized, either virtually or locally.
Bonus: A tiny Christmas tree covered in Booze Minis makes a classy gift for anyone too refined for an ordinary, non-alcoholic gift. Your call.
Hope your holiday is full of deliciousness, Gay Placers.