You Down With Granny P? Yeah You Know Me!

Performance artist/burlesque star Granny P makes us sweat.

Granny P and her Pooch
Granny P and her Pooch

A third generation stripper Granny Panty is Austin's latest performance star. The interuptus stemming from Granny P "being a woman of a certain age" is a political body-positive hot poker in the face of anti-feminist and anti-female aesthetics. In a word, she rocks our little socks off, and now you can be a stripper too!

Because Granny P has a YouTube Stripper school. Follow her lessons, pay some money, and send in a stripper response video and you'll receive your very own Gen-you-wine certificate authorizing you to perform acts of random sexiness. Click here for her introductory lesson.

She the stripper with a walker of gold (and a well-worn AARP card)! Listen today, Tuesday, January 19, 6pm for Granny P's big aural premiere on KOOP's OutCast! (and if you miss it, don't forget, they archive all their shows!) Then, look for Granny P at the next Kings N' Things show in Feburary. Also here's a link to her blog, Granny P, The Grey Panther. Rwor!

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