Homemade and Horny: Just the Way We Like 'em

New Gay Placer Lola Houston celebrates the gay old season with some fab gift suggestions.

Homemade and Horny: Just the Way We Like 'em

Hello again, from H-Town. I figured I'd make my list and check it twice early. I bet my Gay Place compadres will be weighing in with more holiday hullabaloo over the next week or so. So, here we go!

For Boyish Types: check out Fred Flare for quirky stuff like bacon soap and mustache socks.

For Girlish Types: Mod Cloth has pretty much stolen my online shopping life.

For Lady-leaning Queers in general: Give the gift I am giving my sexy partner and myself this year, real dyke porn! The titles I am jonesing for are Belladonna's Strapped Dykes and Pink and White Production's Champion.

For those of you less interested in a very horny Christmas, Etsy is great for all things handmade and not off an assembly line. I always feel good giving a person money for something they personally made. Amazing screen printed ties, funky cool jewelry, shoe clips, and original art!

That's all for now ladies and gents, keep your ears to the queers and eyes to the stars.

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