https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/qmmunity/2008-10-20/691658/

Press My Buttons and Turn My Wheel

By Andy Campbell, October 20, 2008, 7:52pm, Qmmunity

Here's something I found on Austin.Craigslist posted in the Men Seeking Men and Women Seeking Women/Casual Encounters section of Craigslist:

Slim, flimsy yet sturdy, electronic voting booth ("Angelique", No. 5 at the Fiesta Mart) is revved up for your touch and waiting to be used. Discretion is assured, although, if you want to tell the world you just did me, I'm cool with that too. In fact, you'll get a cute little sticker to prove it.

You will: Come in, speak with my associate, and punch in a secret code… then let your fingers do the walking across the matte plastic eSlate™ body. I'll click if I like what you're doing. Click. Click. I love it when passages of Monique Wittig's The Lesbian Body are read aloud to me.

I'm DDF, but you don't have to be to use me.

But please, be safe, and use protection.