https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/qmmunity/2007-07-03/498646/

A Shout-Out to My Log Cabin Bros.

By Kate X Messer, July 3, 2007, 12:07am, Qmmunity

Not that we're really "bros." I mean I'm pret-much a dyed-in-the-wool-dyke. And Dem. But you're gay, so you're OK (for a sellout … kidding!).

Seriously. If you want a refund, now's the time. If you feel your party (da GOP) isn't living up to that massive donation they gleefully accepted from you, they are offering refunds.

For real. At least according to this blog entry from Gay Patriot.