No Such Thing as Free Parking

When did the city plan on charging for parking at City Hall? And when did emo get so dorkus-malorkus?

Aside from pointing out the limitations of the transcribed-talking-head-as-news-dispatch format, this at-times cryptically worded missive from KXAN strives for the best in "gotcha" local journalism (not that such egg-faced reports could ever rival the current "emo exposé" sweeping local affiliates nationwide. Seriously, when did "emo" left turn from semirespectable indie rock into the dark realms of the visigoth?)

To wit:

"[A] document on the city's Web site, uncovered by a citizen researching the eviction of the popular Liberty Lunch nightclub from city property, cited a benefit of the eviction: '… more than 5,000 parking spaces, much of which will be available as free night and weekend parking to augment the parking needs of the surrounding warehouse and music district.'"

Oops! But here's the rub:

"In any case, paying or not paying for parking is a policy decision, and council members, not city staffers such as Jill Maness, make policy decisions."

Oh, snap!

(And seriously – in the YouTube era, why is KXAN using tired-ass Microsoft Video on their site, which won't load on the Mac? Innovate, people!)

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