We Ain't Saying She's a Gold Digger …

"Mayor Will Wynn and the Gold-digging Hoochie Mamas"

… but she ain't messin' with no broke mayors.

Austinist directs us to this illuminating Craigslist "Missed Connections" post:

Mayor Will Wynn and the Gold-Digging Hoochie Mamas - w4m - 33
Reply to: pers-322663324@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-05-01, 8:54PM CDT

Mayor Will Wynn, you are hot. Really, what more can I ask for – a Democrat with that delicious clean-cut Republican style? In a word, "yum."

Unfortunately, I couldn't get near you at the Downtown premiere because you were surrounded by big-haired, fake-breast-having hoochie mamas.

Do they share your interest in fitness, global sustainability, and intelligent entertainment? No, I don't think so. They are only interested in carat size.

I don't care about your power or money; I'm really just after that cute ass.

Me: B cup, smart, sexy, and funny as hell.

Call me when you're ready for a real woman.


Damn. All this talk of "big-haired, fake-breast-having hoochie mamas" makes us real sore we missed the premiere gala. But this isn't the first we've heard about the mayor's popularity with the ladies. Hell, if you were single and presiding over the biggest boom town in Texas, I think you're allowed a hoochie mama here and there.

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