August. It's like the Sunday of summer, isn't it? Your inner thighs are chafed, you have no energy, and water consumption has been replaced with two new food groups: Tecate and Twang. The "I don't waaaaaaaaannaaa" is palpable.
Tomorrow, a way to channel that feeling comes via Misprint magazine's Summer Jortacular. Jorts, aka the denim vasectomy, aka the jean shorts bike dudes wear. And it wouldn't be a Misprint joint without kegs, DJs, the Austin Facial Hair Club, a bikini bike wash, centaur rides, and the inevitable wet jorts contest. Starts at 4pm.
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