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The AggreGAYtor: February 27

By David Estlund, February 27, 2014, 3:30pm, The Gay Place

Texas goes nuts, Texas goes nuts, and Texas goes nuts, as your AggreGAYtor goes nuts.

The Good

HOLY CRAP! TEXAS (almost) just lost its marriage ban!

Discrimination is bad for business, even in Oklahoma. It’s probably unconstitutional anyway. Besides, Takei hates it and even Jan Brewer will veto it. Not even Ohio’s gonna try now. Hell, the folks at Fox News Channel even think it’s crazy.

Heteronormatives are becoming more eager to drag us into their institution of marriage.

The Bad

No bad today!  TEXAS (almost) just lost its marriage ban!

The Fugly

Even without a marriage ban, Texas lobbyists still have the right to be jerks.

Rush Limbaugh still has a job.

Lobbyist doesn’t realize he’s already probably showered with gay teammates.

Even if Dan Patrick’s social media intern was cool as it gets, they still worked for an asshole.

It Came from the Tubes

Ban, bye. You ratchet.

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