The LuvDoc's Celebrity Corner
A chat with Meg Bodi, master of esthetics
By The Luv Doc,
1:50PM, Wed. Aug. 15, 2012
Along with a dozen or so other part-time degenerates, Meg and I tubed the San Marcos River last Sunday. Why the San Marcos? Well, it's beautiful and trashy all at the same time - not the river, mind you, but the people on it, and that suits me and my friends just fine.
The San Marcos has seen a surge in popularity recently after
the city of New Braunfels passed a container law aimed at beautifying the
environment and getting drunk idiots off the Guadalupe and Comal rivers.
Thus, the San Marcos is a bit like Dodge City. You could probably murder a
prostitute on that river and get away with it. OK, that might be a bit of an
exaggeration but that certainly is the feel of the place.
Meg showed up for the tubing trip with a very stylish straw hat and
sunscreen with an SPF of something like 95, which is the functional equivalent
of being on the dark side of the moon. She also brought four huge cans of hard
apple cider. She might as well have been Borat. Nonetheless, she proved to be
an able tuber for an alabaster skinned young lady from the North Shore. Not
surprising. Meg is multidimensional - and I'm not saying that just because it
She is a singer, an actress, a thoroughbred clotheshorse, and an
aesthetician, which has something to do with the nether regions, but until this
interview I was afraid to ask. She is also a blast to hang out with and I am
not just saying that because I am still drunk on tequila.
Meg: Hahaha. I had a tiny bit of a burn
on one shin that was gone by morning. Otherwise, I did okay. That was a lot of
Meg: Tequila is great for skin.
LuvDoc: I always feel well
lubed when I drink it, but that's totally anecdotal. Studies may prove
otherwise. OK, we should start this interview.
Meg: Haha - yes, let's.
LuvDoc: OK, I know you're
from Chicago, but that's like saying "I'm from America." Can you zero
in on that a bit?
LuvDoc: Bet you weren't
prepared for Geography stumpers like that. So, you grew up in the burbs and
from that hardascrabble cultural impoverishment, you were somehow able to mold
yourself into a kick-ass singer, actor and aesthetician. I believe that is what
is referred to as a triple threat.
Meg: I think there are summer camps for
LuvDoc: So you grew up singing
in the Pentacostal church
or were you more of a listening-to-mom-and-dad's-old-Journey-albums type?
LuvDoc: Jesus! That kind of
horrible scarring that doesn't easily heal.
Meg: No church choirs ... although I
was in a "semi-professional" youth choir. I sang in a concert at Carnegie Hall when I was 12.
LuvDoc: Damn. Carnegie? That is
semi-pro. You must have gotten a serious case of the big head.
Meg: Still fighting it. Singing karaoke
with Joey Pescado has really
helped me keep it in check. He is so good, it's humbling to be in his presence.
LuvDoc: I know. The man is a
legend for sure. You have told me before that you went to Los Angeles to become
a star. How did that work out? Did you at least get to do some coke with Charlie Sheen?
Meg: Hahaha. I went to LA to go to
college. I'd had enough of the freezing cold winters. I did study theater in
college and do a few jobs outside of school - most famously you may remember me
from the first few seconds of some national Pizza Hut ads in 2008-9.
LuvDoc: Bam! A star is born.
What college did you go to?
LuvDoc: No effin' way! I mean
about the Martin Sheen thing. The Loyola Marymount deal seems totally
Meg: Hahaha. Yeah, I certainly thought
it was cool to be doing a scene with the President. It had been 20 years since
he had played Henry, and he still remembered every word.
LuvDoc: The President? F that
S. Martin Sheen was
Captain Willard in Apocalypse
Now. He totally crushes it with that drug addled karate-moves-set-to-Doors-music
scene at the beginning of the movie and then just shreds it from there all the
way to the end of the film. If I was either of the Sheen brothers I would have
killed myself a long time ago. That's just too much to live up to. OK, I guess
I am a little star-struck. And if you haven't seen Apocalypse Now, please don't
tell me. My heart has been broken enough this week.
Meg: I'll have my people send you my
autograph after the interview.
LuvDoc: I insist.
Meg: I will not tell you that I have
not seen it.
LuvDoc: Really? That is sweet
of you. Now you have time to rush out and rent it before I see you again and
make you run through some plot points. OK, so...you're in LA, reading scenes
with Martin Sheen...how did you end up in Austin...plus we still have to get to
your job which is going to be crazy fascinating I'm sure.
LuvDoc: That seems pretty
obvious. Yes, they have things like moisture and greenery and cool
temperatures, but they make shit margaritas and have never even heard the word
Meg: You also can't get queso there.
LuvDoc: Might as well be in Somalia. So how did you become
an aesthetician? It sounds so glamorous until you get to the part about ripping
off dudes' scroat hair. Then it sounds a lot like the Spanish Inquisition.
Meg: Hahaha. Well, after realizing that
I care about making a decent living and the whole
struggling-actress-living-the-dream thing was pretty overrated, I did some
research and some soul-searching and thought doing hair and makeup sounded
pretty good, plus it's essentially recession-proof. So I went to 700 hours of
cosmetology school here in Austin, realized that my slightly OCD tendencies
made doing hair very difficult for me, but that the little bit of waxing I had
learned was very satisfying for those same OCD tendencies.
Meg: I switched my track to esthetics
and the rest is history.
LuvDoc: Wait...so I have been
spelling that wrong all along?
Meg: Not if you're British.
LuvDoc: I see. The British
are always throwing in extraneous vowels ... must be their proximity to the
French. So how many days a week do you work? Do you get repetitive motion
injuries? Do you do most of your work above the waist or below?
Meg: I work four days a week some weeks
and seven other weeks. I'm a regional trainer for my company, so whenever a new
store opens in Texas, I'm often sent to train the staff for a week. When I'm
not training, though, just 4 days.
LuvDoc: That's a nice
Meg: We waxer ladies often do get wrist
strain, calluses, and back problems. Leaning over women's nether-regions all
day is hard on the body.
LuvDoc: Tell me about it.
Meg: I'd say probably 75% of my average
workweek is taking care of areas below the belt.
LuvDoc: So would you say you
have seen more vagina that say ... Wilt Chamberlain?
I going to have to explain who Wilt Chamberlain is?
LuvDoc: Center for the LA
Lakers and famous swordsman - metaphorically speaking, and primarily by his own
estimation. Oh ... are you saying you have him beat?
Meg: Basketball has never been my
LuvDoc: So how often do you
see customers? I mean how often does the average person come in for depilation?
Meg: Every two to four weeks, depending
on the client and the service(s) he/she is having done.
LuvDoc: That's not a bad
return rate. This esthetician thing could really turn out to be a gold mine.
Meg: I have known some women who make
more waxing than you could probably imagine.
LuvDoc: Where money is
concerned my imagination is pretty limited, that's for sure.
Meg: It can be pretty lucrative.
LuvDoc: OK, so ... for all
those aspiring estheticians out there... what should they do to get their start
in the business ... I mean, besides going to Hollywood and hanging out
with Martin Sheen and being a badass singer and stuff?
Meg: Go to the best school you can, and
get over whatever discomfort you may have with seeing and working with people's
LuvDoc: Solid advice. I'm
sure it ain't all wine and roses.
Meg: It can get pretty gnarly.