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Arresting You For Unlawful Assembly?

By Wayne Alan Brenner, July 5, 2012, 4:50pm, Chronolog

Never mind the Brooklyn in the background.

Or, hell, go ahead and embrace it, actually:

Nothing wrong with loving the storied old Brooklyn that
Thomas Wolfe once suggested only the dead know, is there?

No, because Brooklyn fucking rocks.

But down here in the somewhat less hipster-scented summertime oven of Austin, Texas, we're loving this young feline superstar who's so intent on letting hoomans know that, yes, he (and all his friends) gots ta get spayed.

World doesn't need the misery of more unclaimed kittens roaming around & going feral and/or starving to death. And you don't need to afford taking care of more cats than the one you already don't have, friend. Especially because then you could maybe buy yourself
not only this fine, graphically enhanced upper-body garment but also
one or two of the other small array of designs available from
the local design crew at Unlawful Assembly.

Just the kind of thing, we suggest, to spike your catnip dreams.