Merlin works? Gandalf goes on vacation?

DJ Manateemann warps space and time!

Oh, the huge Manateemann!
Oh, the huge Manateemann!


Behold: The Wizard Album!

Oh, sweet fresh beats!
Oh, DJ Manateemann on the turntables!
Oh, songs of druidic derring-do
like a dozen mad b-boy mixmasters
scratched 'em straight outta the Potterverse!

Expelliarmus, haters!
Michael Joplin, he of Available Cupholders
and the Blue High Machine Mid-Southern Wrestling Coalition,
is DJ Manateemann – and this Saturday sees the release of his Wizard Album,
with a shindig fit for these fitful times, swallowing spirits and spitting out rhymes.

Featuring: A live set by that same Manateemann.
Featuring: A dance party fueled by Texas Vodka.
Featuring: You, among the beatfreaks and Hogwarts-expelled hotties,
shaking your enchanted yet mugglicious magic-maker at SVT in the ATX.

Fun? You betcher sweet horcrux it's gonna be fun!

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