The Luv Doc

If you have to ask, you probably don't want the answer.
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Luv Doc: Deal Killer
Luv Doc: Deal Killer
As the Homeland Security poster says, “If you see something, say something.”

The Luv Doc, Sept. 26, 2019

Luv Doc: A Taste for Ballin'
Luv Doc: A Taste for Ballin'
20-inch blades on the Impala

Luv Doc, Sept. 19, 2019

The Luv Doc: Home schooling
Home schooling
As Confucius says, “There is more than one way to skin a cat.”

The Luv Doc, Sept. 12, 2019

The Luv Doc: Buried Alive
Buried Alive
Making metaphorical mountains out of metaphorical molehills

The Luv Doc, Sept. 5, 2019

The Luv Doc: He Doesn't Fish
He Doesn't Fish
There is no legitimate excuse for racism, sexism, or supporting our demonstrably imbecilic president

The Luv Doc, Aug. 29, 2019

The Luv Doc: The Man of Your Dreams
The Man of Your Dreams
Either you care how people are dressed, or you don’t

The Luv Doc, Aug. 22, 2019

Luv Doc: The Up / Down
Luv Doc: The Up / Down
A good excuse is never something that comes out of a funky armpit

The Luv Doc, Aug. 15, 2019

The Luv Doc: Problems That Don’t Actually Exist
Problems That Don’t Actually Exist
Certain girls are really hot

The Luv Doc, Aug. 8, 2019

The Luv Doc: Pineapple Pizza
Pineapple Pizza
A big ol’ meaty, cheesy, greasy gastronomical death trap

The Luv Doc, Aug. 1, 2019

The Luv Doc: Antisocial
Antisocial
Wherein the Luv Doc ponders the social lives of porn stars

The Luv Doc, July 25, 2019

Luv Doc: A Handful
Luv Doc: A Handful
You can’t just beat children anymore unless you want CPS all up in your chili

The Luv Doc, July 18, 2019

The Luv Doc: Ex-Shtupping Girlfriends
Ex-Shtupping Girlfriends
Sometimes friends will let you down – sometimes in really big ways

The Luv Doc, July 11, 2019

The Luv Doc: Crap Taste
Crap Taste
The sweet deliverance of blissful apathy

The Luv Doc, July 3, 2019

The Luv Doc: Dog Herpes
Dog Herpes
Wherein the Luv Doc contemplates greater and lesser acts of bestiality

The Luv Doc, June 27, 2019

The Luv Doc: Pause the Game
Pause the Game
The Luv Doc loves a good metaphor

The Luv Doc, June 20, 2019

Luv Doc: A Little Bit Metro
Luv Doc: A Little Bit Metro
Some people defy sterotypes

The Luv Doc, June 13, 2019

The Luv Doc: Your Annoying Boyfriend
Your Annoying Boyfriend
You should never ignore patterns

The Luv Doc, June 6, 2019

Luv Doc: The Fur Garden
Luv Doc: The Fur Garden
What could be more masculine than crawling out of a dumpster?

The Luv Doc, May 30, 2019

The Luv Doc: Getting Over Someone
Getting Over Someone
We’re programmed to dream up worst-case scenarios as a survival mechanism

The Luv Doc, May 23, 2019

The Luv Doc: Two Spaces
Two Spaces
Secretly hoping it’s a 1988 Ford Escort with a whale fin spoiler

The Luv Doc, May 16, 2019

Luv Doc: The Old Dude
Luv Doc: The Old Dude
The word “immature” is both overused and ineffective

The Luv Doc, May 9, 2019

Luv Doc: Stolen Wedding
Luv Doc: Stolen Wedding
Imitation is also the most sincere form of ridicule

The Luv Doc, May 2, 2019

Luv Doc: She Talks Too Much
Luv Doc: She Talks Too Much
Conversation is how we flush stupidity into the open so we can kill it

The Luv Doc, April 25, 2019

Luv Doc: Not Mellow at All
Luv Doc: Not Mellow at All
There is an unwritten social contract to indoor plumbing

The Luv Doc, April 18, 2019

The Luv Doc: Doing the Legwork for Love
Doing the Legwork for Love
The mighty oak begins with a tiny acorn

The Luv Doc, April 11, 2019

Luv Doc: A Real-Life Swipe Right
Luv Doc: A Real-Life Swipe Right
There is a difference between being likable and having a neurotic need to be liked

The Luv Doc, April 4, 2019

Luv Doc: A Hick Barney
Luv Doc: A Hick Barney
Is President Trump's brain the same size as that of a stegosaurus?

The Luv Doc, March 28, 2019

Luv Doc: He Doesn’t Listen
Luv Doc: He Doesn’t Listen
The Luv Doc keeps a list to help him remember the things he will soon forget

The Luv Doc, March 21, 2019

Luv Doc: Drop Crotch
Luv Doc: Drop Crotch
The difficult conversations we don't have are often the ones that alter the course of our lives

The Luv Doc, March 13, 2019

Luv Doc: The Definition of a Double Standard
Luv Doc: The Definition of a Double Standard
There’s no difference other than the equipment

The Luv Doc, March 7, 2019

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