The Luv Doc

If you have to ask, you probably don't want the answer.
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The Luv Doc: The Co Code
The Co Code
Let’s pray there’s a giant, flaming asteroid hurtling toward earth that will put an end to this nonsense

The Luv Doc, Aug. 5, 2021

The Luv Doc: The Digital Scale for Gayness
The Digital Scale for Gayness
Just because you enjoy a certain sexual activity doesn't automatically qualify you for a whole new orientation

The Luv Doc, July 29, 2021

The Luv Doc: An Alpha Male Jock Type Guy
An Alpha Male Jock Type Guy
Saying someone lives in Houston is irresponsibly nonspecific

The Luv Doc, July 22, 2021

The Luv Doc: Cat Therapy
Cat Therapy
Insane pets are insanely expensive

The Luv Doc, July 15, 2021

The Luv Doc: Bachelorette Beach Party
Bachelorette Beach Party
Using a special occasion to even mildly guilt your friends into helping you fund your travel fantasies is a bit gauche

The Luv Doc, July 8, 2021

The Luv Doc: The Cannon Fodder of Capitalism
The Cannon Fodder of Capitalism
No one wants to be the Michael Jordan of the cash register

The Luv Doc, July 1, 2021

The Luv Doc: My Girlfriend Thinks It’s Weird
My Girlfriend Thinks It’s Weird
So much more than crazy, lust-fueled, Saturday night monkey sex followed by midmorning migas, mimosas, and a luxurious afternoon nap

The Luv Doc, June 24, 2021

The Luv Doc: What in the Hell Is Going on at the <i>Statesman</i>?
What in the Hell Is Going on at the Statesman?
More of the outlandish factual assertions, needlessly hyperbolic language, and gratuitous profanity that undermines true, legitimate journalism

The Luv Doc, June 17, 2021

The Luv Doc: Surpisingly Cold
Surpisingly Cold
Every summer day under 100 degrees means that a thousand enthusiastic well-meaning folks will move to Austin

The Luv Doc, June 10, 2021

The Luv Doc: The Worst Thing
The Worst Thing
Nobody wants to witness self-indulgent acts on a first date

The Luv Doc, June 3, 2021

The Luv Doc: Don’t Ask Your Ex
Don’t Ask Your Ex
70-93% of all communication is nonverbal

The Luv Doc, May 27, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Good Person
A Good Person
The Achilles heel of COVID is that it’s not deadly enough to get the attention of the real knuckle draggers

The Luv Doc, May 20, 2021

The Luv Doc: Premature
Premature
There is only one alternative to getting older, and it definitely involves not getting laid.

The Luv Doc, May 13, 2021

The Luv Doc: Running Late
Running Late
The kind of unforgivable transgression that can ruin a promising career.

The Luv Doc, May 6, 2021

The Luv Doc: Unmasked and Undangerous
Unmasked and Undangerous
Nothing is more dangerous than a control freak who has just figured out the situation is beyond their control.

The Luv Doc, April 29, 2021

The Luv Doc: Passed Over
Passed Over
Good shit is going to happen to other people

The Luv Doc, April 22, 2021

The Luv Doc: The Sex Was Really Good
The Sex Was Really Good
What good would the Luv Doc be doing if he danced around the hard topics with feeble euphemisms just to placate some nebulous, antiquated, Victorian sensibility?

The Luv Doc, April 15, 2021

The Luv Doc: Unwanted Parenting Advice
Unwanted Parenting Advice
The more you know about masturbation and parenting, the better off you are

The Luv Doc, April 8, 2021

The Luv Doc: An Appropriate Amount of Time
An Appropriate Amount of Time
After a year of relative celibacy, everyone deserves a nice roll in the hay.

The Luv Doc, April 1, 2021

The Luv Doc: Trash Is Trash
Trash Is Trash
Nobody wants to slam margs with a shitbag carrier

The Luv Doc, March 25, 2021

The Luv Doc: Welsh
Welsh
A strong case for an easier language like Mandarin

The Luv Doc, March 18, 2021

The Luv Doc: Sleepless in Springdale
Sleepless in Springdale
The problem with neighbors is that some of them are unneighborly

The Luv Doc, March 11, 2021

The Luv Doc: Pay My Rent
Pay My Rent
Three strikes and you might be the messiah

The Luv Doc, March 4, 2021

The Luv Doc:
"Travelin' Ted"
Was it hatred that melted several million cubic feet of snow?

The Luv Doc, Feb. 25, 2021

Luv Doc: A Happy Outcome
Luv Doc: A Happy Outcome
Dream-chasing is a baller move

The Luv Doc, Feb. 18, 2021

The Luv Doc: A Disgusting Pig
A Disgusting Pig
Sometimes good friends are really shitty roommates

The Luv Doc, Feb. 11, 2021

The Luv Doc: Boob Size
Boob Size
Either you're delighted by fart bubbles or you're not.

The Luv Doc, Feb. 4, 2021

The Luv Doc: Pandemic Blues
Pandemic Blues
Being broken up with is hard.

The Luv Doc, Jan. 28, 2021

The Luv Doc: Poo
Poo
Is not a rose nor does it smell like one

Jan. 21, 2021

The Luv Doc: An Insultingly Simplistic Moral Reminder
An Insultingly Simplistic Moral Reminder
There is no greater sign of a dumbass than a dumbass who doesn’t think he’s a dumbass.

The Luv Doc, Jan. 14, 2021

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